But What I Really Want To Say Is...

Awkward Encounters

2007-10-29T13:04:00.000-05:00

Dear Texting,
You totally come in handy, especially when I walk into a dark room with a black light, and find myself amongst a bunch of strangers humping the crap out of eachother on the dance floor. Thanks for being my partner for those painful three minutes.
I'm pretty sure everyone was on to us,
J

MY LOVE.

2007-10-22T11:14:00.000-05:00

I just need to share this-

Joshua Jackson just snagged himself a multi-episode arc on ABC’s hit medial drama Grey’s Anatomy.

Jackson, 29, will play one hot doc beginning with this season’s 11th episode. This is Jackson’s return to episodic TV since the end of Dawson’s Creek (2003).

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY. Now, I don't watch the show. In fact I don't think I've ever watched a single episode. But with this new development, Grey's Anatomy just got themselves a brand new fan :)

-A

DAYum

2007-10-19T15:00:00.000-05:00

wow. This should be so inspiring, but all I wanna do is eat a burger. I wish I could clone by body, send it running for about 3 months, and bring it back to me.

Always looking for the impossible, easy way,
J

It's Been Awhile

2007-10-17T02:13:00.001-05:00

So me and my roommate were cracking up at this ridiculous video.
Britney vs. Tyra. p.s. it's 12:00 am here.

Skinny Jeans my 'A'

2007-10-06T23:37:00.000-05:00

So....
I feel Huge.
Tonight I was supposed to go out with some friends, but when the jeans don't fit the way they used to, everything falls apart.
So yes, I'm being THAT girl tonight who stays home, puts on some REALLY BIG pj's and curses her every being.

Now why can't I stop thinking about those cookies in the cabinet.
Seriously, I'm a sicko.

BLAST!!

So Funny...

2007-09-25T13:05:00.000-05:00

In a sad and pathetic sorta way.
OUCH.

Trying Too Hard

2007-09-25T13:04:00.001-05:00

And NOT getting it.
I'm gonna puke.

Rant Session Dedicated To...

2007-09-23T18:42:00.000-05:00

Stupid Girls.
So I'm sitting in my room chillen on my laptop when my roommate runs into my room and very sternly says, "Do not talk to __ anymore, she was talking major crap about you."

Let's go back to last Wednesday. I'm sitting at work talking to my co-worker and asking her if she's dating so and so. She says yeah and I tell her I know him because my roommate dated his friend. We started chatting and she began telling me about her boyfriends group of friends and how she went to the beach with them and the girls weren't very talkative to her, and the boys talk about the same inside jokes so she just makes fun of them. She was also saying how they always do the same things, and never really "get out" basically. Now, I don't know A LOT about the friends other than what my roomie tells me about her boyfriends' friends and a couple observations I've made on my own. I have nothing bad to say about them, but I was agreeing with her and trying to make her feel comfortable like, "yeah don't worry about the girls--it's not you, my roommate didn't really talk to them either or become friends with them." Stuff like that ok.

Well yeah, so apparently the girl goes to my roomie's boyfriends place and starts telling him about how I was saying all these things about his friends and she doesn't know why I would say that stuff.
HERE"S WHERE I CHIME IN: UM WHAT!?!??! I am so frustrated and taken back by this girl because basically she's using me to say the things that she wants to say about the friends(I believe this is called projecting) so she gets to say all the things she thinks about the friends, but she's using my name to say it and making me look bad.

So now I'm first stumped as to why she would do this and I'm upset because I don't need any enemies, especially one's that don't know the real story. So i'm going to clear up everything with my friend's boyfriend and let him know the truth, but as far as this girl...I mean...ShE"S SO DONE. I'm not going to confront her because she is obviously one of those girls who will twist what I say around and make it into a bigger mess. She likes drama apparently, and she is just not worthy of me even wasting my time to confront her. If she wants to be that type of person then fine. I refuse to waste a single ounce of my breath on her. So tomorrow at work I'm bringing the cold shoulder out to play and she'll know that I know, without me having to say it. Dumb broad.

SO yeah, unnecesarry drama is awesome!! ugh.

Off to do some damage control.

Who Doesn't Belong

2007-09-21T16:56:00.000-05:00

This is just plain disturbing.

Did she just put on like 15 pounds yesterday? All those magazines showed her trimming down, but she looks like a bloated monster here.

This perfectly describes Britney right now.

Please God, spare Jamie Lynn. She's just too cute. May she always stay innocent...even in a short fitting dress like this.

Lookin Good

2007-09-20T00:52:00.000-05:00

Even if her fashion taste isn't always conventional, there's no denying MK has a gorgeous face.

Behold...the erratic hands movement make their debut

2007-09-18T17:46:00.001-05:00

By far possibly one of the worst things I've seen this month, minus Britters cooch and Vanessa Hudgens' XXX pictures.

LIFE

2007-09-18T00:02:00.000-05:00

Dear Ryan Sheckler,
Your relationship with your brother Kane reaches the utmost degree of preciousness.
Wishing I could rent a kid,
J

What It's All About

2007-09-17T23:58:00.000-05:00

Kingston Walks

2007-09-17T23:57:00.000-05:00

All hail baby Rossdale.
Play on little tike.

Jerk

2007-09-17T23:54:00.000-05:00

JT slaps a pap, just because.
GET OUTTA MY FACE. Gosh he is such a premadonna these days.
Get over yourself
I'm sure Jessica could throw a harder blow than JT with her manly arms.

For -A

2007-09-17T23:49:00.000-05:00

When did Joshua Jackson get so gay?
The scarf, the delicate poses....
Even with his lady dressed up to the gil right next to him, the only person oozing the fem. here is JJ

Things That Make You Go Hmmm....

2007-09-16T19:25:00.000-05:00

Does she not look like a big fat pumpkin in this dress? If feel like it's gonna turn into Cinderella's carriage before midnight. Perhaps she's got Milo stashed under there CUz YOU KNOW he's the reason for her split from Steven Colletti. I called that weeks ago!!

And this is just...beyond words.

Vomit.
Happy Birthday to me. I have no friends but Spencer. Sucks when no one shows up to your big planned b-day bash in Vegas.
Again, vomit.

Tirade

2007-09-11T21:44:00.000-05:00

Wanna listen to a whiney biatch?

Bring Em Out, Bring Em Out

2007-09-09T23:19:00.001-05:00

Megan Fox once again rocked it on the red carpet in another pink number. I mean how many people can actually wear a dress like this...and look good!?

And I have to give it to Rihanna. She worked it out in this pink dress as well. I love her hair and the little blonde streak was the perfect accent. The neckline on this dress is very flattering as well.

Then there's Shia.

Molester?
He looks like this because he's still filming Indy so I'm not abandoning him just yet. I find it interesting that Shia had a crush on his former costar Megan and now he's alledgedly hooking up with Rihanna...and both these girls wore pink and they have that dark mysterious look working for them. Interesting...that's all.

One last note. Anyone find JT annoying? His performances were hot, but he's so satisfied with himself and seems to say just the cheeziest things that I'm slowly falling out of love. I also found it interesting that he complimented Robin Thicke on his musicianship because I always thought Robin was a JT wannabe poser.

OMG

2007-09-09T22:23:00.000-05:00

Can We PLEASE discuss Britney's "performance".
Dude. This was so built up and I was expecting the comeback of her career tonight.
And what did we get?
Crap. Crap. Crap.
I know she's gonna lip sync-- that's a given, but it's been ok in the past cuz she's backed it up with amazing dance moves where the entertainment value has been sky high-through the roof-bat shit crazy. This time though, nothing. She gave nothing.
At first I thought we were getting punked and it was like a snippet from her rehearsal. The quality in her dancing was gone. Her moves were robotic and half-assed. I felt like she was blatantly disrespecting MTV who could have had Rihanna or someone talented open the show.
And what happened to her and the whole Chris Angel collaboration? I thought they were gonna do some crazy on set magic tricks or something....What happened to that?
And then the outfit.
Honestly, Britney? She could have looked so much better up there if she covered up and showed off the right assets. What she showed us tonight is everything we've seen before and haven't liked.
Overall, her and her performance was completely talentless classless and proved she is not serious about her new career. She doesn't deserve to be in this scene anymore.
Off my list for now,
J
ps. In general, how bad did the vmas suck tonight? They were all over the place. Big dissapointment.
pps. Chris Brown's performance...HOT.

How?

2007-09-07T15:47:00.000-05:00

This broad has managed to stay flawlessly young. Either she has an AMAZING plastic surgeon or she has a magic pretty stick....that she needs to hit her oldest daughter with.
Word.

HOT

2007-09-07T15:46:00.001-05:00

Marry me?...sans cig?

Can He Do Any Wrong?

2007-09-06T21:04:00.000-05:00

No.
Even when he's chain smoking and wearing t-shirts with animated raisins on them, he's still utterly prec!

Work it, bitch!

Blondies

2007-09-06T20:58:00.000-05:00

One's Cool

One's Not

Jessica Simpson needs to go.
Far Far away.
The Outfit-Hideous
The Nips-Not necessary
The Girl-Stupid

D-List!

Gasp!

2007-09-06T20:50:00.001-05:00

Did not see this coming!!
Turns out that picture surfacing all over the internet of a very nekid Vanessa Hudgens is in fact, REAL. Her rep has confirmed it to TMZ.
Boy does that suck.

However,
Doesn't she know by now that when you become famous doing things like this are risky!? This shiz always comes out sooner or later 'ala Vanessa & Nick.
The little kiddies watching h.s. musical aint ready for this.

Sad day.

ps. Random thought: If zanessa made babies, wouldn't their children be weird looking? I think so.

Oooh no..

2007-09-06T15:12:00.000-05:00

Looks like this trainwreck is set to open the VMA's with a little performance. On one hand, it makes me mad that people still give her the time of day and still label her as an artist with cred. On the other, I will be watching and ready to critique this hot mess. Can't wait to see her lip sync her way through this one!

Kiera Knightley thinks she lives in Greece in 850 B.C.

I don't get what's so great about this one, either. Another real-live skeleton walking the red carpet. I'm such a hater :P

-A

Blond Bombshell

2007-09-06T15:10:00.001-05:00

Pam Anderson in the Russian version of Marie Claire.

I just think she looks stunning. Woman is in her 40's...still looks gorg!

-A

Dear God...

2007-09-06T15:06:00.000-05:00

If I can look like this when I'm 40, I would really appreciate it.

Pretty Please?

-A

Elle MacPherson is smokin'.

Blahblahblah...

2007-09-06T14:59:00.000-05:00

Can someone please tell me, what about this woman is attractive to you? Is it the resemblence to a 75 year old woman? Or is it the protruding bones in her arms and chest and most likely everywhere else?

So much for joining the Ethiopian culture. She looks haggard.

I don't get what the appeal about her is and I am so sick of people worshipping her and Brad like they are royalty.

Over it-

Carrie 3.0

2007-09-06T00:12:00.000-05:00

Carrie Underwood got sooo upgraded after American Idol--this girl is FIT!! And she looks gorgeous. Too bad she couldn't get the outfit right.

Currently Happening

2007-09-06T00:02:00.000-05:00

Dear girl singing choral music a floor below me,
I've been listening to you for an hour...
& you suck.
Shut the fu up!

Looking for the broom stick,
J

Dorks are Hot

2007-09-05T22:13:00.000-05:00

Michael Cera's girlfriend is not...um well....what I was expecting

And this just makes me laugh for no apparent reason

Pretty People

2007-08-31T00:52:00.000-05:00

Totally Diggin the new style

He's Hot, She's breathtaking

AND THEN...there's these 2
Ew, double chin boyfriend=not pretty.

Not Impressed

2007-08-31T00:43:00.000-05:00

Dear -A,
I know what you mean...trust me! The other day I saw someone walking with an umbrella (which reminded me of Rihanna, naturally) and I was annoyed. Then someone mentioned something about beef like 3 mins later and I thought Labeouf--Shia ahhh (for anyone who doesn't know by now, his name means 'Thank God' for beef. Now I'm looking at new pictures of Ricaca and I'm just not getting it. I may be a hater but does anyone know why she was the spokesperson for Venus and voted best legs? Am I missing something here?
WHATEVERS.

poop.
Ps. Who in their right mind would deny it if in fact they were romancing Shia. I'd be like darn straight I'm hittin that. Stupid.

:(

2007-08-30T16:13:00.000-05:00

Here I am, a 21 year old woman, and I cannot let go of my little girl crush over Joshua Jackson. My heart skips a beat whenever his name is even mentioned. Why? I'm not sure really...quite possibly we may be soul mates. Just a guess. He's not even a huge movie star. But leave it to me to love the lesser-known studs of Hollywood.
I'm reading US Weekly and THERE HE IS, CUDDLING ON THE BEACH WITH SLUTTY DIANE KRUGER. Except, I'm sure she's not a slut, but how could I not hate this woman?
Sadness/heartbreak consumes me.
Sigh...

Let it go, girl...
-A

UPDATE:

Decided to look up more pictures of this homewrecker, since I'm not all too sure what she looks like...turns out, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Perfect. Great. Just great.

Ba Hum Bug

2007-08-29T12:38:00.000-05:00

I just...
I mean....
I can't....
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!!?
It's official world-Shia & Rihanna are dating, and slowly coming out to the public about their relationship.
&*#@%%&
Did not see this coming!! Weirdest part of all this? I totally had an epiphany about their coupling when I watched Rihanna perform her Umbrella hit a couple months ago at an awards show. Something inside me was like I feel like Shia is enjoying this performance.
He wasn't lying when he said he liked the dark featured mysterious girl type.
Whatevs. Time for me to enter the real world and let go of my school girl celeb crushes because frankly, it's pathetic.
But in the meantime I'm in love with Michael Cera so it's all good...till he starts dating friggen Ciara or something.

I Have Hate

2007-08-28T12:40:00.000-05:00

Wanna know what's extremely annoying?
Pigeons.
More annoying than that?
Pigeons that have been cleared out of your attic, yet continue to fly past and chill outside your windows and on top of your roof trying to get back into their "home" after it's been covered up with netting.
GO AWAY bitches. You don't live here anymore. You don't have hands--you can't rip off this netting and swooping over my head as I'm observing your whereabouts outside my apartment doesn't give you any more leverage. I'm seriously considering a bb gun or however that's spelled.
I was all about animal rights, but I've lost that sensitive spot in me and I would like nothing more than to see these little pests plummet to their deaths.
I mean, I seriously visualize me killing them--like twisting their heads and breaking their necks. I want to pulverize them. Send them into oblivion!!! You got me?
So yeah, I'm hoping they'll go away and get a clue that they aint getting back in...I'm just hoping there's not like a baby or something up in my attic still---why else would they be hanging around.
So perplexed.
Got any advice por favor?
RAGE.

Wish That Didn't Happen...

2007-08-28T12:17:00.000-05:00

Awkward situations----suck.
So I'm at a girls cocktail party at my friends house and somehow amidst conversation my old-roommate situation was brought up.
My friend had asked if I missed my old apartment and I said yeah cuz it was a nice apartment. Mid-convo I realize that this might get messy if we continue to talke about my old apartment because I didn't like my old roomate and one of her friends was standing right there listening to my conversation.
But ofcourse, within a few minutes my friend decided to ask, "and who was the girl that was really mean?" As the friend is looking up at me with a smirk on her face I know I am trapped. There's no way to act like I don't know what my friends talking about...there's no way to get around the issue and be like no I loved all of them, what do you mean? So I took a big swallow and quickly moved over the issue saying, "oh she wasn't mean, we just butt head sometimes because of our strong personalities" and then I proceeded to say,"but this summer I realized that I loved her". HUH? WHaaaa? That was not only true, but sounded totally not believable.
The friend turned around and I looked at my friend with the big hand through my throat kinda thing like, shut up I'm gonna rip your vocal chords out kinda thing.

So yeah, the damage is already done. I'm sure the friend will tell my ex-roomate and then ya know, that can just be really awkward. I still have to go to my old apartment to pick up some stuff, so I really don't wanna have to deal with this drama. Was the ex-roomie mean? Yes. Sometimes unbearable to live with? Yes. But we also had an understanding at sometimes and I can respect her in the fact that she had to put up with a lot of crap and everything in that apartment got done because of her. So here's to hoping her friend doesn't remember.
I should have spiked her mojito.

My Happy Place

2007-08-28T03:21:00.001-05:00

Aw, the two hottest teen stars are bonding. It's all love for these two, although I'm sure Shia secretly makes fun of Zac for being so darn pretty.

Some could argue that Zac is totally showing Shia up here with his highlighted locks, curly eyelashes and even skin tone, but who looks more manly?
Let's be honest. Shia could kick his arse in a beer drinking contest.
Man up Efron..

Okay, maybe man up isn't the appropriate term here, after all Shia is wearing a shirt with sheep on it.
Dang it, it's a draw--they're both amazing. I can't hate.

Oh The People, The Beautiful People

2007-08-27T01:15:00.000-05:00

My favorites:
The Vixen

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!J's HERE!? Yes, Shia I'm Here!!! So CLASSY!I know we hate her, but she's cute! The New Justin Timberlake

Debrief

2007-08-27T00:15:00.000-05:00

Today was interesting as I found myself inside of the Teen Choice Awards as a seat filler. Whaaat!? Yeah okay so here's how it all went down...
We got to the amphitheatre and turns out the red-carpet arrival was private from the public and only open to the press so that just wasn't going to fly with me and my friend. We talked to different people from the security guards to park officials to photographers and we were getting nowhere. I was down but not defeated yet, as we ran into some park guy named Michael, "the invisible man." He told us that they were casting and looking for people to fill seats so we went and stood in some random line.
Having no paperwork in hand, nor a name on the list, we told the staff that we knew "Michael" they said some random last name like oh you know Michael __ so we went with it & wah-la. Suddenly we found ourselves going into the Teen Choice Awards and about to rub elbows with the rich and famous.
Naturally, I scoped the theater for Shia and I was seated five rows behind the floor couches. Welp, I look up and THERE"S SHIA!!!! He's sitting on the couch by himself in a baby blue t-shirt and jeans with gym shoes and black boxer briefs(yes, I pay attention to detail) So my friends like, "oh my gosh this is your chance!!" The show hadn't begun and it was still not very crowded so I thought, "this is my time...go get your man!"
I sprang from my chair and proceeded to Shia. I could see the sweat coming from his pores, I mean this is how close I was to my love. Anywho, I proceeded onward and to my dismay, I was faced with a not so nice security guard. I explained that I had to say hi to a friend-it was the best I could come up with and it wasn't gonna get me anywhere. Sounding very unconvincing, he pointed me back to my chair and my chance with Shia was up. SO close people, SO FREAKING CLOSE. Like we were breathing the same air. I could practically reach out and touch him and looking back now, I should have just bum-rushed the guard and hopped on the couch, but that would have been crazy.
So anywho, needless to say I didn't meet Shia...yet!, however Zac Efron was painfully close to me and he looked precious and I met Apollo Ono(hit him on his arm and said hi) America Ferrera, Justin Long(he was Soooo cool) Omarion(gay hahaha) and some others. Jessica Alba was walking right in front of me-she's itty bitty and perfect, but very into herself along with Dane Cook-kinda a jackoff.
By far my favorite, besides Shia ofcourse, was Michael Cera.
You know, the dude from Superbad.
OH MY GOSH he's like the hot dork. So freakin precious**
He walked passed me and I asked if I could shake his hand (ha) and he was like yeah! yeah! He's my new crush. LOVE HIM. No, seriously.
Oh yeah and the fittest girls there and in person were definetely Hilary Duff, Sophia Bush--I love her she was like so smiley and cute during the show and very gracious to the fans as was Shia-he gave hand shakes and hugs and I looked on as I ripped the skin off my arm in jealously--and Fergie. Her legs are..no words. Amazing!
So there you have it.
Peace.

Date with Destiny

2007-08-26T13:54:00.000-05:00

Hello My Babies,
So today is the day-I'm off to meet Shia (fingers crossed) and I'm so pumped!! My roommates and I were thinking about something clever to say to him and they all decided that even if we plan it, I'll probably just end up saying something stupid like, "I love YOU!!!" and I just really don't want to say that so here's to hoping I can be witty. I'm bringing my 'Disturbia' DVD so he can sign that...and my chest haha okay no..although I want him to touch my body...I mean, what? muhahaha.
Mandi-Zac and the gang are opening for the show so I know they'll be on the red carpet. I'll try and send a shout out to him...and trip Vanessa.
Alrighty I'll post pics if I get any. Wish me Luck!!

J, Out!

It's Official...

2007-08-25T17:13:00.000-05:00

I MET HER LAST NIGHT!!!!
That's right world, I met my celebrity friend crush, Mary-Kate last night coming out of Les Deux. When we got to the club and went straight to the paps and asked who they were waiting for. When they said the Olsens I booked it to the back door area. I saw a small girl with a black top hat and black tights and I just knew it was her...for obvious reasons. Her face was covered and there were so many people around so she was escorted back to the door area.
-Enter Me-. I stood by the door with my friend and waited for her to come out. After like 5 mintutes, there she was. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
The first thing that came out of my mouth was, "Mary-Kate you rock!"(haha so cheezy) THEN THEN she looked up at me, smiled and said thanks. And oh my gosh, she looked gorgeous!! She was so nice and sweet, and then she's said, "This sucks" cause all the paps were surrounding her. BUT SHE TALKED TO ME. Okay, she uttered two words, but she didn't even have to look up, let alone respond. ps. she is soo tiny, like frail, but precious nonetheless.
I was in awe. Then we saw Jesse McCartney and well he just had a bunch of acne...I would have preferred Efron, but another night perhaps :)
We met one of the owners of Element and were supposed to go to a party in Hollywood Hills, but alas our valet left the first club we went to so amazingly the club owner drove us in his pimped out SUV to grab a spare key from our friends home-this was really nice of him, but such a strange scenario-.
We ended up getting home when the sun rose and it was madness. Our night was nothing short of a very memorable/chaotic experience and we got into all the clubs we had wanted to with NO COVER, and also got into the VIP areas where we met that chick from Sunset Tan(the cute christian girl). She was sweet.
Life is sweet.
Tomorrow I tackle Shia at the Teen Choice Awards, baby!

Why Does She Kind of Annoy Me?

2007-08-24T10:49:00.000-05:00

Hayden is everywhere these days...and I'm still not sure why!?

Wow, that's a really original quote...
What's so great about this girl?
I'll give her a couple more years till she's seen stumbling out of clubs and going to rehab. There's a bad girl underneath that cute coy act she puts on.

For Reals?

2007-08-24T10:47:00.001-05:00

Ever wonder how much these girls get paid for doing 'The Hills'? It's reported they get anywhere from $10,000 to $25,000...A WEEK!
So unfair!

Update..In Case You Cared

2007-08-24T02:36:00.001-05:00

Our apartment # is H...and we have fondly named it, 'Hell' as in: I'm gonna go sleep in Hell now.
After coming home and not finding any pigeons(although they seem to come out in the morning so I'm not holding my breath) and slowly began to move things in, I figured our apartment could perhaps move up to pergatory because I darn well know it aint gonna be H for Heaven. I don't know why I'm so obessed with hating my apartment. I went and visited my friends apartments in our complex and I started inspecting all their rooms, under their sinks, and what time of light fixtures they have..yep, turns out they have hanging chandeliers and we only have a flat round light..it doesn't hang, it's nothing special. It makes me so angry. Why can't I let it go? Why can't I stop talking about it? Why GOD WHY GOD.
Oh yeah---
I just found out our window is stuck...back to hell.
Oh well, I tried to be postive.

That Aint Right

2007-08-23T14:38:00.000-05:00

Dear Lindsay Lohan,
You must really have some good Lawyers because I would have felony-ed your arse. Paris Hilton really got the short end of the stick.
Life isn't fair,
J

&%#&$%#

2007-08-23T14:27:00.000-05:00

Dear Pigeons chillen in our roof/attic,
I woke up to hearing you in my new apartment scurrying about. I could have sworn you were following me as I went from my bedroom hallway to the bathroom and I am friggen sicked out. I decided to take a gander with my roomate outside my apartment to see if in fact you were somewhere to be seen, and yep there you little bitches were setting up post in a hole we have on the side of our dwelling...which is UNNACEPTABLE. (why doesthis spellign look weird?)
I have escaped to Laguna to get away from you mongruls, but I'm coming back today and if I see your stupid little beaks and dirty faces hanging outside my apartment building i'm gonna have a breakdown. I can't go five minutes without talking about you guys, seriously you've taken over my mind..you're in my dreams and the first thing I think about in the morning. I'm so PISSED. I even watched Newport Harbor last night and you flew past one of the girls and she said ew pigeons are like the dirtiest animals...um YEAH. It doesn't help that my management building is a joke. The rage is boiling really deep now so please -for my sanity -GO AWAY.
Hoping I don't find one chillen in my bed when I get home,
J

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you, without a dope blog to...

2007-08-21T11:30:00.001-05:00

Look at?

Thoughts on The Hills last night...
Since I have a life, I missed the episode. However I did watch it online while sitting at my boring job and here is what I have to say:
GO HEIDI for painting over that HIDEOUS "Hollywood" painting. I thought it was very strong of her and what was Spencer thinking? I used to think she was his puppet but that proved to me that she actually has a say in that relationship. Awesome. Also, I was looking at Spencer, and he looks like he's 12.
That kid Justin Audrina is seeing is a sketchball. Me no likey. He is clearly playing games and using her to be on the show. Lauren's right about this one! But I like how she learned from the whole Heidi-Spencer experience and is only there to support Audrina, even though it's obvious Justin is a Loser. Oh well.
Nothing else really happened in that episode, so that's where my opinions end.
Can't wait for the next one ;)

-A

Bring It Boi!

2007-08-19T18:34:00.000-05:00

So I finally saw 'The Bourne Ultimatum' today & here are a couple of my observations:
A. How come Matt Damon only looks hot to me when he's playing Jason Bourne? Perhaps it's the way he drives stick shift during the high speed car chases, and how he manages to get his ass whooped and then proceed to jump off a roof into a glass window. And then there's his quick wit, and lines like "cuz if you were in your office we'd be looking face to face" muhahaha. He's so smart, so indepensible, and he's still has that sensitivity...the poor boy just wants to know who he is. Le Sigh...

B. Do action movies make you think you can actually kill someone with your bare hands? When I got out of the show, all I wanted to do was run through the crowd, steal someone's keys, look for all the nearest exits, and pretend I was on a secret mission.

C. Why do people clap after the movie? Okay, it's a good movie, yes. I enjoyed myself greatly, but there's something about that clap in the end. Like okay, do you clap when you rent movies in your own home? Probably not, so don't do it here either. It's just I dunno, awkward.

D. Speaking of awkward, I couldn't help but notice the lady next to me got wayyy to into Jason's character. Is it necessary to gasp loudly and hold your hands over your mouth for like...3 minutes!? I thought she was going to cry...like it was her own son on screen. It was actually kinda funny, but it got very distracting...like hmm I wonder if she'll do the face, up yep here she goes...hands about to cover the mouth...and clasp. She just happened to be one of the clappers, go figure.
In conclusion:
The movie was a complete masterpiece!

About to go reak some serious havoc on my dirty room upstairs...and perhaps do some kung-fo jumps off my bed,
Secret Agent J

Dumb Girl

2007-08-19T13:21:00.000-05:00

I thought when people went to rehab, the whole reason was to be secluded from the outside world in hopes of working out your problems and getting help.
With that said, why is Lilo going to tanning salons and biking around? Last time she was in rehab biking around and skating on the beach, and well...we all know how that turned out.
She needs to get with the program, literally, bahaha & get some support...for her boobies.

I don't like her.
The end.

Hawt Stuff

2007-08-19T13:15:00.000-05:00

An oldie, but dayuuuuum. Something about the mohawk...and David Beckham ofcourse...that just gets me all giddy. haha. HOT.

And Ms. Dizzle, yeah I said that, has got some legs on her. I could never wear this shorts set, pretty sure I wouldn't ever want to either cuz it's ugly, but Hilary makes it work I guess.

And Ms. Britney. She hasn't been labeled hot since like '04, but in this photo for allure she looks really pretty. Salute.

Role Call

2007-08-19T13:11:00.000-05:00

Jennifer Aniston has just been added to the cast of, "He's Just Not That Into You"
Kinda ironic, huh?

Itty Bittys

2007-08-19T12:55:00.000-05:00

Aw, little Matilda whose pops is Heath Ledger looks so adorable here with her little blonde curls. And check out that carseat carrier with wheels, pretty nifty!

And ofcourse God's gift to mankind(ok that was a bit much): Baby Shiloh.

She is just.....perfection.
When my nephew grows up they should date, mate, & create the perfect race.

Come on, don't be Shia.

2007-08-16T14:33:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHIHpbp0PMg

I couldn't manage to copy the entire stupid code for the embedded so here is the URL. J YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! A little over the top but Hilarious. Enjoy.

Yep, He's A Homo

2007-08-16T13:46:00.000-05:00

You'll hate yourself for watching this.

High School Musical 2 Premiere

2007-08-15T11:40:00.000-05:00

So Precious.

Oh, Brit Brit

2007-08-15T11:38:00.000-05:00

Miracles can happen...when you have the right styling team and photoshop.
Britney looks acceptable on the cover of Allure. Too bad she didn't stay and give an interview.

Jealous?

2007-08-15T11:33:00.000-05:00

Fergie Ferg is the poster child for a Butta Face.
Thank God she's got that body because that tiny forhead, highly arched eyebrows and flattened nose make her look like she's ten years older than she really is. She's claimed she has had no plastic surgery, so how do you explain this?

Comeback In Progress

2007-08-15T11:04:00.000-05:00

VH1 has a new series called, "Mission: Man Band" and its premise is:
"Can four grown up boy band heartthrobs join forces to capture new fame and fortune?"
The band is made up of former boy banders, Chris Kirkpatrick (Nsync woot woot!!), Jeff Timmons(98 Degrees) Rich Cronin(LFO) & some old dude, Bryan Abrams(Color Me Badd) who just looks totally out of place.

I haven't checked out the show yet cause I don't have cable...yeah don't go there...so I'll try and watch episodes online, however I did see the fellas make an appearance on 'The View' and it turns out Abercrombie & Fitch singer, Cronin, had Leukemia. He's doing well now thankfully, but I can't help but notice how different he looked, which I'm ignorantly not sure if it's because of his past health problems, or he's just aged for the worse. He used to be pretty hot...

Jeff has still got that precious little baby face, and Chris is still funny and slightly odd looking, and I have no comment on Abrams. Seriously, who is this dude? Couldn't they get someone from O'town?

Anywho some of them are divorced or poor now cause their managers took all their money, so I hope this show can re-make their careers!
When he was prettier

A harmless rebuttle

2007-08-15T10:17:00.001-05:00

I will also be a loyal viewer of The Hills this season, can't get enough of it! However I have some very different views on Lauren and the gang.
First of all, I can't hate on Lauren's judgement about these skeezy guys her friend's are bringing home-she's right! Plus, I'm the same way. I'm way judgemental when it comes to other guys my friends date-call it being over protective, call it being nosey-I can't help myself. One thing I do agree on is that Jason was no winner, so where does she get off? She might be thinking "I suck at picking good guys but my friends shouldn't suck at it too". Sometimes you're better at giving others good advice then yourself.
I feel for her! She has lost 3 major people in her life the last year. And I think it's because she's trying to keep her morals in tact and not wanting to get walked all over-which lets face it, is easy to believe considering once you have your own show, everyone wants to be your friend and will turn into a fake bitch in 2 seconds flat. I really wish Jason wouldn't re-enter the picture but she's in love with the guy. Atleast she had enough sense to break up with him for good; UNLIKE HEIDI. Spencer is sooo using her and honestly, I can't even put into words how big of a douche bag he is. I think Jason is more legit then Spencer. Yeah.
As for Lo, I wanna know what went down with her and Lauren when they "didn't talk for a while." Hmm might Lauren be a giant drama queen? Hell yeah she is, that'd why she has her own show.
I think that Spencer went in on that rumor about Lauren and Jason's sex tape and Heidi didn't defend her and let Spencer do it since she's his puppet. Those are my thoughts.
A lot of these people are not in it because they sincerely like Lauren-they're in it because they want to be on the show and want to be famous. I feel bad for her and wish her judgement would improve. As for Whitney kissing Brody-ew? What's her problem? Is she not with that secret boyfriend anymore? Whitney is borefest 2007. Nothing really to her.
Let's see where this plot goes...

-A

Guilty Pleasure

2007-08-14T22:07:00.000-05:00

Heylooo,
So I finally got around to watching 'The Hills' and I can officially say that I really don't care for Lauren. Sure she seems sweet, and I like that she's strong and opinionated, but for someone who neglected a trip to Paris for Jason, whom I think was the biggest jerk of all...does she really have the credibility to be knocking her friend's prospective boyfriends!? The answer is hells no.

Spencer is a skeez, it's pretty obvious, but Lauren should have never made Heidi pick sides in the first place...that put her in an extremely hard position. I thought it was pretty ridiculous of Lauren to assume that the sex tape rumor came from the lips of Heidi & Spencer considering no proof was ever presented. I think she is just so mad at Heidi for choosing Spencer over her that Lauren will use any excuse to remove Heidi from her life to come out looking like the good guy. "I'll say that Heidi started the rumor about me, so it gives me another reason to hate her, and people will feel bad for me, and they'll hate her too then." I think it must have sounded something like that inside her head.

So yeah, now that Audrina is starting back up with Justin I mean, Bobby...or as Lo would say, Justin Bobby(oh my gosh I LOVE HER...so witty, so wise, so in need of a show!!!) Lauren ofcourse has to throw in her two-cents and make Audrina feel like she shouldn't trust the guy or give it another go. This brings me back to Lauren's poor judgement in men 'ala Jason. She seriously is just jealous she doesn't have a boytoy besides the random guys that are on vacation that she meets in nightclubs. I think she's controlling and would love it if her girl friends would stay single forever so she wouldn't have to keep renting out the 2nd bedroom.

People warned her about Jason but look who she's re-hanging out with during this season. Uh, yeah. Enough said.

Basically the only reason I watch is for Whitney who's just the sweetest girl and Lo who is basically awesome. PS. Whitney kisses Brody in this season, which ew, but I don't see Lauren getting upset about it, even though she was livid Jen 'bunny' (whose also a retard) hooked up with him. YEAH! Drama Drama Drama
Ah, I can't get enough of this show!
Let's see how many relationships Lauren can try and rip apart this season.

Stupid People Rule!

2007-08-14T19:38:00.000-05:00

Has anyone happened to check out the 'missed connections' category on craigslist?
Personally, I think it's hilariously ridiculous and here's why:
"I saw you driving a silver infinity you were getting on the 710fwy I dont think you noticed me. I was in a work truck if you think its you hit me back"

First off, who actually uses this feature!!?!? Gee wiz, I never said hi to that hot guy that walked past me in the department store. Maybe I should go to craigslist missed connections and send out a message to the universe....I was that shy girl wearing a red hat....and maybe he'll write back.
HAHAHAHA.
I particularly enjoyed this skeezy guy's listing because of the mere fact that he mentions "I don't think you noticed me." Okay, if she didn't notice you bud, then she's probably not gonna be responding back. Right?

This is so sad and so addicting. What other morons can we find out there muhahaha!

Falling out of Love...Quickly

2007-08-14T10:57:00.000-05:00

Look at the face...guess she'd rather be partying than being with her babies.
As a form of rebellion she flashes her purple panties at us.
What an idiot.

So You Think You Can Dance...

2007-08-14T10:54:00.000-05:00

Anyone watching this show? I got into it mid-season and am loving it.

We're into the finals now and I'm rooting for Lacey. She is so badass plus her brother Benji won last seasons, so I guess it's in the jeans.

Yeahhh girl!

Vintage LiLo

2007-08-14T10:29:00.000-05:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Child has lost her mind!

Beach Style

2007-08-13T10:22:00.000-05:00

Okay, besides the fact that we hate Carmen for the way she looks in a bikini-or even clothes for that matter-I absolutely love her cover up, and am doing double-time on my workout today.

Fathers Be Good To Your Daughters...

2007-08-13T09:48:00.000-05:00

I was watching my three year old twin cousins this weekend, and my aunt had decided to put one of the twins' hair up in a pony-tail. When her father returned home, he looked at his daughter and said, "Oh, your hair looks beautiful like that."
His other daughter then looked at him and said, "Daddy does my hair look beautiful?"
He replied,"Oh yes hunny your burettes look beautiful in your hair."
*Every girl needs to know that their daddy thinks they're beautiful, otherwise they go the rest of their lives searching to hear it from somebody else.

Lollipops & Wild Nights

2007-08-12T20:42:00.000-05:00

Anyone else think her lollipops are coated with something other than sugar?
These are one of Britney's better outfits, which isn't saying much. It would've been nice if she would have worn or bra...or ya know, actually stayed home and played mom to her children, but both of those seem to be out of the question these days.
I never thought I'd lean towards team K-Fed.
Either way the poor kiddies are probably gonna be messed up for life.

Nothing Personal

2007-08-12T20:41:00.000-05:00

She's just not a very cute girl.
At all.

The Ultimate

2007-08-11T12:16:00.000-05:00

OKay, now THIS is going too far!

The shoes, the dreds, the necklace. Everything wrong wrong wrong!!

Peak-A-Boo

2007-08-10T09:51:00.000-05:00

Aw, Nicole is growing. Look at that cute little baby bump.
This may just be the best thing to happen to her, and Joel seems like he's really going to take care of her and that baby.

He's Baaaack

2007-08-10T09:48:00.001-05:00

David Beckham gave his fans a little extra some somethin @ the LA Galaxy Game.

The team lost, so David Beckham took off his shirt and all was well and restored.
Anything for the fans!

For Reals?

2007-08-09T23:16:00.000-05:00

I am loving this.

Zac Efron drives an Alero.
No fancy shmancy sports car for him. No sireee.
He appreciates the finer things in life like manbags, which are disguised to look like backpacks, which he carries around to shop and run errands with.
Prec.
ps. love the hat. It's so David Beckham/Orlando B.
Props my friend.

It's just a backpack bitches...I swear.

Old Habits Die Hard

2007-08-09T23:11:00.000-05:00

Yep, it's the Olsens...being the Olsens.

Mary-Kate is wearing a sheet with sleeves and Ashley's purse looks like a freakin garbage bag, which she could also use to stuff MK in when she gets sleepy.
Sometimes I'm just baffled.

Girlie Girls

2007-08-09T23:05:00.000-05:00

Ever wonder where Audrina is looking?

Me too.
Yoohoo! Down here Audrina!!
The girls look cute getting ready for their premiere party for the Hills Season 3, which I'm happy to report will be featuring a lot of more LO!!! Thank the Lawwwd.
I have a hard time looking at Lauren now...you know because of those beef curtains references. I'm a bit creeped out, and her- I mean she must just be mortified. I don't think I'd ever go out in public again if people were saying that about me. It's just n-a-s-t-y. Perhaps she should call Dr. 90210 and fix that...beef!

Star

2007-08-09T23:02:00.000-05:00

Filming 'How to Lose Friends And Alienate People'
She's so badass...
and I'm so
not.

Hmmm...

2007-08-09T22:58:00.000-05:00

Kate Bosworth is gorgeous and admirable...she landed Orlando Bloom afterall...and then they brokeup, boo....but I'm not sure about this dress. It's so drastic from being sleevless on one end to long sleeve on the other. Perhaps it would've been more cuter if she chopped the sleeve off?
Still pondering this...

Oh Really?

2007-08-09T22:54:00.001-05:00

Let's get physical, physical!!
Who you is?
It's rare we see Hills get affectionate in public..she'll always be our dear Lizzie McGuire, but alas here she is with some bro gettin some lovin.
Good for her. It took me awhile, but I can now say that I'm a Duff fan.

ps. Speaking of Hilary, which brings me to Joel Madden, which brings me to him and his future wifey Nicole...I'm thinking that they're gonna have a really cute kid. I don't know, but I'm really feeling this gene coupling.

Is It Just Me?

2007-08-09T22:46:00.000-05:00

Or does Amy Winehouse look totally disgusting (always)?

Why is everyone so fascinated by her...her body looks so dirty I could clean my bathroom with it and I don't even wanna know what's flying around in that heap of hair she's got tossed and teased on top of that emaciated head of hers...okay heads can't be emaciated but ya know.

OH YES, and don't even get me started on those damn shorts she wears, which are always secured by a tightly drawn belt that's clearly too big for her!!

Is It Just Me?

2007-08-09T22:45:00.000-05:00

Or does Mena Suvari totally rock her short buzz?
I am liking it!

Introducing...

2007-08-09T22:36:00.000-05:00

ABC's Newest Bachelor.
He's kinda got that I'm gonna take you home and kill you look, no?

mmmm not feeling it.

Will this show ever die? I'm not sure I can take anymore of Chris Harrison and his whole "Ladies this is the final rose of the night" schpeel. They're standing right there staring at each rose as it's given away. I think they're more than aware that it's the last freakin rose to be given out. ERRR! It's gets me everytime.

Oh Heart, Oh Heart....

2007-08-09T22:18:00.000-05:00

DHBCSDHEFVLEFYG#^RHFTFNEDJF:DKJ:EE*FDJKKSWKSLDFJKNDNFNn!!!!!!
I saw 'Becoming Jane' today, which is based on Novelist Jane Austens life & YOU NEED TO SEE it.

Do as I comand: A. Watch Trailor B. Check out the cutie, James McAvoy who stars as Jane's love interest. He's intellectual, arrogant, smooth and has just the right amount of sensitivity to make any girl swoon.
Me likey.

2007-08-08T15:51:00.000-05:00

Dear Honda whom I so fondly refer to as "Black Betty",

I'm not sure I like you anymore. In the past, every once in a while you would do something to disappoint me, such as needing new breaks, giving me tire problems, breaking my antenna, etc. But now you have crossed the line. Are you trying to make me get rid of you? Because I will.
Not only did I have to replace 2 tires recently, plus fix my alignment, but now it is as if you are wreaking havoc on yourself, leaving me as the helpless victim! Are you trying to send me to the poor house?!
New AC knob.
New antenna.
New fuses.
New WINDSHIELD cause the damn crack won't quit growing.
New visor mirror.
New visor hook.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
I never liked you the begin with. Then you grew on me because you were so loyal and true. But I am at my wit's end. You're lucky I'm poor and can't afford a newer car because you'd be a GONER!

I don't mean to sound ungreatful but really, could you lighten up the load please? I'm a tad overwhelmed with your maintenance, you bitch.

Sure do with I could fly-
A

Crazy Ho

2007-08-08T12:38:00.000-05:00

It seems things can only get worse these days for Britney. Last week US Weekly's cover story painted her as a bad mother, while her kids proclaim, 'help!'
This week she's now a bad mother..who's also a whore.

First off, this kids a tool for publishing his story...like c'mon have a little class. Keep it to yourself and tell your friends...but US Weekly!? If I had a romp with Shia I wouldn't be going to the tabloids. Here's what he had to say:
Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.
American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.
Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
Britney and Mike had been passionately kissing in the pool of downtown LA’s Standard Hotel just a few hours earlier.
The singer had pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for Give Me More after breaking down and sending the crew home.
Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s. “Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

I wonder if JT reads this stuff. I mean I'm sure he hears about it. I'd love to know what he's thinking. It seems Britney can't trust anyone these days, and is trying to make up for those teenage years she never got. For me, she's basically lost all credibility. She can't even get through an interview without crying or storming off. She obviously has some deep seeded problems and she needs to work them out in private. I don't know what she's thinking, but she's really making a fool out of herself.

Another One Bites The Dust

2007-08-08T12:30:00.000-05:00

And now for Kate Hudson's new guy: Dax Sheppard.

You may remember him from MTV when he punked Justin Timberlake on the first episode and he cried like a little baby...precious. He also starred in 'Without A Paddle' with Seth Green.
I think Kate is trading down, but her ex-rocker husband was not even a bit attractive soo yeah.
We'll see how long this lasts, especially since she doesn't believe in monogamy.
“As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, ‘Do you believe in monogamy?’ Well, of course that’s what you want. But part of what I love about men is that it’s hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa.” -Harper's Bazaar

What a sad outlook to have. So now we're condoning cheating and saying it's ok because it's in men's nature..? She's stupid.

Zac Attack

2007-08-08T12:24:00.000-05:00

Just can't get enough oooh I just can't get enough.

Hello, pretty.
In the issue:
"A lot of problems you see people having in this business is that it becomes about their personal lives and not about their work. Matthew McConaughey has single-handedly funded the tabloid magazines for the past two years now. If he would put on a shirt and just get away from the beach, maybe there would be a few less paparazzi around.”
I know who cares about Matthew anyways. He used to be hot, but after How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days his appeal has plummeted.
All in favor of Zac hitting up the beach.....

Disturbia...

2007-08-07T21:56:00.001-05:00

Comes Out Today!
Mama's gonna have this on the replay.

Really, You Don't Say...

2007-08-07T18:55:00.000-05:00

Apparently the hugely popular book, 'He's Just Not That Into You' is coming to a theater near you.
The Premise:
Jennifer Connelly plays a woman stuck in a tired marriage with Cooper's character. Kevin Connolly, meanwhile, is a man pining after a woman, still not cast, who is having an affair with Cooper. Goodwin is a young woman obsessed with Kevin Connolly's character who tries to set up accidental meetings with him only to run across his friend, played by Justin Long, who takes her on as a "My Fair Lady" experiment.
Drew Barrymore's Flower films is producing and she'll play a woman who's basically just confused by the whole dating thing.

Interesting. Very Interesting. Definetely a must see, but the story line isn't as ingriguing as i'd hoped. We'll have to wait for the previews.

Whoa...!

2007-08-07T10:06:00.001-05:00

That is one scary, mean look!
She must be pissed cause she's gotta eat for the baby.

Poop

2007-08-07T10:03:00.000-05:00

Mischa, who's all in all fell off the map these days decided to wear an ugly dress to get bad publicity.
She's so yesterday!

Growing Up

2007-08-07T10:00:00.000-05:00

I'm Pro-Mary-Kate, but Ashley looks cute in this layout.

Poor, Poor Katie

2007-08-07T09:54:00.000-05:00

This is wrong. All wrong.
Katie's in her mid 20's, and yet she looks like a dull 40-something mom with this attire.
She should be wearing flirty dresses and short shorts while she still can. These jeans are loose and just plain awkward, and the splash of red shoes don't make up for it.
What has happened to this Dawson Creek Star...

Indy Set

2007-08-05T22:16:00.000-05:00

I just....Can I please....Perhaps we could...
Yum. Just Yum.

Even in his greesy, a bit dirrty, not freshly shaven stage, he can still do no wrong. I'm coming for you baby, hold on tight.

Ok, This is Mean

2007-08-05T22:05:00.000-05:00

Dear Jason Earles (Of Disney Channel's Hannah Montana),
I recently got sucked in to this show of yours and I couldn't figure out why, and now I get it. Call me mean, but you're pretty goofy looking. I've noticed how I get slightly excited when you enter a scene, just so I can wince at how awkward you are. The hair, the face...the character. Just everything. After doing some research, I came to find that your actual age is up for debate, but USA reported last year that you were 29, and to that I say ew.
Fascinated with your fugliness,
J

Does She Read the Tabloids...Get a Clue!!

2007-08-05T20:46:00.000-05:00

Ew. Just ew.

I don't understand the lollipop thing, nor do I get the one-piece outfit and the uh red sunglasses at night.
And the hair....unacceptable.
They're pry laughing about how stupid Britney looks...she's just too dumb to catch on.
My level of love these days for her is diminishing. Losing hope...

RAndOm

2007-08-05T20:31:00.000-05:00

So I catched a snippet of Frasier last night...this is a show I never watch by the way...but I liked this quote. It struck a chord with me, so just go with it.
Niles: The only thing I am guilty is loving Daphne, and that's all I've
ever done.
Frasier: Yes. Yes, and how did you love her? From afar. You were
never in love WITH her, you were in love AT her. Now, you've
been given a chance to experience her in a real relationship
and yet for some reason, you're resisting it. Rather than
see her as she really is, you keep holding on to the memory.
Niles: No, that's not true.
Frasier: Niles, the woman gained sixty pounds, and everyone in the
world saw it but you. All you ever saw was a perfect woman
in a red dress.

Niles: Okay. If you're right - and that's a big "if" - why would
I do that?
Frasier: Maybe Daphne's not the only one who's afraid she won't
measure up. Maybe you're afraid too. After all, if it
turns out she's not perfect, then there's a chance things
won't work out. Then not only will you lose Daphne, but
you'll have wasted the last seven years of your life.

Girls Night Out

2007-08-05T20:27:00.000-05:00

Yay yay yay! New season of the hills manana! This picture is great because A. Audrina looks sloshed B. Lo is hanging out with the gals.
I loved Lo on Laguna Beach...so witty, so fun, so much better than Lauren. If it were up to me, that girl would have her own show! Lauren is BLAAAAAAH.

Mama Spice is Packin

2007-08-05T20:25:00.000-05:00

Who knew?

She Knows What's Up

2007-08-04T10:27:00.000-05:00

Is it really possible to look this good hitching a flight out of LAX?!
I really like Megan Fox. She isn't a normal Hollywood chick. She loves video games & wii, isn't impressed by nice fancy cars, and takes pride in being a tomboy...
A simply breath-taking-annoyingly gorgeous-Tomboy.
I suddenly want a tatoo,
J

But What I Really Want To Say Is...

Awkward Encounters

MY LOVE.

DAYum

It's Been Awhile

Skinny Jeans my 'A'

So Funny...

Trying Too Hard

Rant Session Dedicated To...

Who Doesn't Belong

Lookin Good

Behold...the erratic hands movement make their debut

LIFE

What It's All About

Kingston Walks

Jerk

For -A

Things That Make You Go Hmmm....

Tirade

Bring Em Out, Bring Em Out

OMG

How?

HOT

Can He Do Any Wrong?

Blondies

Gasp!

Oooh no..

Blond Bombshell

Dear God...

Blahblahblah...

Carrie 3.0

Currently Happening

Dorks are Hot

Pretty People

Not Impressed

:(

Ba Hum Bug

I Have Hate

Wish That Didn't Happen...

My Happy Place

Oh The People, The Beautiful People

Debrief

Date with Destiny

It's Official...

Why Does She Kind of Annoy Me?

For Reals?

Update..In Case You Cared

That Aint Right

&%*#&$%#*

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you, without a dope blog to...

Bring It Boi!

Dumb Girl

Hawt Stuff

Role Call

Itty Bittys

Come on, don't be Shia.

Yep, He's A Homo

High School Musical 2 Premiere

Oh, Brit Brit

Jealous?

Comeback In Progress

A harmless rebuttle

Guilty Pleasure

Stupid People Rule!

Falling out of Love...Quickly

So You Think You Can Dance...

Vintage LiLo

Beach Style

Fathers Be Good To Your Daughters...

Lollipops & Wild Nights

Nothing Personal

The Ultimate

Peak-A-Boo

He's Baaaack

For Reals?

Old Habits Die Hard

Girlie Girls

Star

Hmmm...

Oh Really?

&%#&$%#