Dear Honda whom I so fondly refer to as "Black Betty",

I'm not sure I like you anymore. In the past, every once in a while you would do something to disappoint me, such as needing new breaks, giving me tire problems, breaking my antenna, etc. But now you have crossed the line. Are you trying to make me get rid of you? Because I will.
Not only did I have to replace 2 tires recently, plus fix my alignment, but now it is as if you are wreaking havoc on yourself, leaving me as the helpless victim! Are you trying to send me to the poor house?!
New AC knob.
New antenna.
New fuses.
New WINDSHIELD cause the damn crack won't quit growing.
New visor mirror.
New visor hook.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
I never liked you the begin with. Then you grew on me because you were so loyal and true. But I am at my wit's end. You're lucky I'm poor and can't afford a newer car because you'd be a GONER!

I don't mean to sound ungreatful but really, could you lighten up the load please? I'm a tad overwhelmed with your maintenance, you bitch.

Sure do with I could fly-
A