Chillen' on my Soap Box

So I waited around till 11:30 last night to catch the season finale of One Tree Hill, and I don't know if it was because I was watching the show at a late time, but my mind was going off on these tangents, and instead of just enjoying the show for what it is-a cheezy high school drama-I found myself nit-picking every scene. I was even annoying myself, but somehow I just couldn't stop the madness. Take a look at my findings:

1. OKAY first of all, Lemme Tell Ya Somethin'! After two weeks of giving birth no one on God's green earth can possibly fit back into their previous street clothes. So when I saw Haley sporting a fitted t-shirt with...here comes the best part...a chunky belt securely tightened around her waist I was in utter awe. Two weeks and her belly's back to normal. I don't think so...
2. I realize for Haley's pregnancy they can't use a really young baby on the show, but they can at least fake that it's newborn. Here's what I mean: when Deb goes to hold the baby, she doesn't even secure it's head and hold it in her hand. Little bittys can't hold their heads up after birth-we all know this Mark Schwann, get with the program!
3. At the party, I noticed candles lit everywhere...specifically on the coffee table. Now I might have been the only idiot to pay attention to this during the show, but I'm thinking that having candles and open flames chillen' on coffee tables next to a bunch of drunken teenage partiers is not such a bright idea. Fire Hazard anyone?
4. And finally, my favorite scene of all: Lucas finds Brooke by a window looking out at all her friends, and she says she's not sure if she can do the whole life after high school business. Out of nowhere, Lucas rips out his bounded hard cover book he's been writing and flips to a page about how succesful and great Brooke is gonna be. First off, who brings their book to a party and second, how was he able to carry that big ass book in his coat the whole night. Yeah, not buying it.

So yes, I may be a loser for discovering and now commenting about these little, insignificant moments, but the writers should be ashamed for not being in touch with reality.
Step Up Your Game For Next Season,
J