For Reals?

For Reals, ya'll.
A picture is worth a thousand words. I have several of them:
Numero Uno Has anyone else noticed how often Jessica wears her hair slicked back in that dern ponytail. anyone? Cause it's been buggin me since the get-go. You know what else bothers me? The fact that the girl can pull it off. Observe the following...


Numero Dos Crap, unlike Cam Cam this girl is smart because she knows that the way to Justin's heart begins by bonding with Mama Timberlake. Drats!
Thirdly I'm over the use of spanish as well as Justin's wardrobe choice in these pictures. Plaid, cuffed Jeans shorts? Mmmm no thanks.
P.S. Is it just me or does this picture of Justin and Jess look to my dismay, rather precious? They look like a normal young couple just taking a stroll in the city with mommy. I dunno, they just seem so comfortable with eachother and it's cute. Wait a minute, what am I saying? I'm getting jealous...back off girlfriend!
P.S.S. Now Lynn's sporting the ponytail. Wow, she must really like this girl.

And Finally From the looks of these pictures along with the black and white one from above, it seems Jess is quite the aggressor. She's always grabbing his face, taking charge, and going in for the kiss. And I mean, who can really blame her. But still, calm down child.

Dear Self,
Stop nit-picking Jessica Biel. Jealously looks bad on you. Now go find your happy place.


Ah Clarity,
J