Not What I Bargained For

Dear new driver's license picture,
You really suck, you know that!? Here I am taking the time to prep for you this morning...I even exfoliated, and the only appreciation you give me is stoned looking eyes and an orange tinted face. I feel bad for my hair-she deserved to be showcased on something that matched her flair, but now she stands alone on this miserable stoner replica of the self I hope doesn't really look like me.
Here's to the next 5 years with this piece of work,
J