Skinny & Scary

Umm, is it just me or has no one commented on how icky skinny Amy Winehouse is?

Yikes...And her big hair makes her look even smaller. Hm, is that on purpose, perhaps?

Speaking of skinny...Angelina Jolie is withering away before our very eyes. Her creepy brother, (whom she has been seen practically making out with) James Haven, tries to cover for her, at the same time drawing attention to her "ever gracious humanity":

"Angelina's life changed after she visited Ethiopia. Whenever she's there, there's often no food for her and she goes without. She's become used to periods of very little or no food, so she has a much smaller appetite and a different attitude to eating because of it."

Eating=staying alive, well and full of energy. Don't you need energy with 4 kids running around?

I will never like this woman, I do not care how generous or good-willed she is. HOMEWRECKER!

Dear Cameron:

You are not earthy, or mystical, or mysterious, or pretty. You look old and are shaped like a man. I am so grateful Justin dropped you like a bad habit.

Don't get what's so great about you,

-A