Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

I was in the check-out lane at Target today staring into the abyss, when a young emo boy stepped into my field of view. I instantly became mortified at what appeared to be the tightest pair of skinny jeans I had ever seen on a human being before. Since he had super long skinny legs, the jeans only magnified his awkwardness, and I couldn't help but stare. In fact, he became such a sensation that I insisted on speeding my cart to the exit just so I could get one more look.

I wasn't sure if his blood could even circulate, and honestly, I pondered how he was able to squeeze his balls into pants with such little playing area. These pants could stunt growth, I'm tellin' ya.

I think it's cool to be an individual and explore different fashions, but these jeans seem more like a health hazard. In this case, I think boys today are doing a dis-service to themselves and should 'just say no' to skinny jeans.
In favor of the member breathing,
J