A Bit Dramatic

Dear JCPenney Contest in Association with the 2007 Teen Choice Awards,

I can't tell you how psyched I was to find you were throwing a contest to present an award onstage at Teen Choice this year, and to find out that all I had to do is go to your clothing store, put together/try on an outfit, and take a picture made me think I could completely rock this contest..that is until your requirements stated participants must be 13-19 years of age.

OKAY first of all, Lemme Tell Ya Somethin' you sorry excuse for a clothing store:
You can't put teasers like this and I quote-> "Right now, at this very moment, we are looking for someone to present at Teen Choice. Just to clarify: that means an onstage, televised appearance with celebrities. These bragging rights are up for grabs, and within reach of your mouse hand."
Yeah, way to mention to celeb-crazed 21 years olds like myself that we're not eligible BEFORE we had to supply our freaking e-mail addresses and get all amped about the registration form and rules. Biggest buzzkill...of today.
I suppose I'm too old to watch your stupid broadcast, huh? Well, guess what JCPenny!!! I'm gonna be waiting behind those metal barriers at the red carpet event of this dern show, and I'm gonna get my picture of Shia and JT and I'm gonna put together the best outfit you've ever seen and it aint gonna be from your store.
See I can be an immature teen when I wanna be.

I thought 21 was supposed to be cool,
J