Can I be your Assistant. Pleease???

Brit Brit's former assistant, Shannon Funk has already been offered up to $500,000 to share her dirt on Britney. Apparently, she was not required to sign a confidentiality agreement upon hiring.


Dude, everyone is turning on Britney.
Shame on her for not having paperwork drawn up, but why does she have so many skeletons that people are oozing to seek media outlets to share them with?
Shannon was a white trash skank...the pictures proved that, and Britney is obviously not innocent, but have some freaking respect. Britney is on the betrayal bus right now, she probably doesn't know who to trust...which is exactly why she needs to clean her act up, get some good people beside her, and stop with this free spiritness she's got going on. It isn't working.

I feel a tad bit bad for her,
J