If I was your Girlfriend I'd tell you...

Dear Shia,
I don't mean to be nit-picky, but I think you need a new pair of power shoes. I find it a bit enduring that you actually wear the same shoes to every premiere and event in Hollywood, but mostly it's just getting annoying. I know you can find better.
Don't hate me...love,
J
p.s. maybe a new stance as well? xo