A-List Reject

I'm just gonna get outta my car, maybe do a little stretch and show off my newly acquired toned tummy...

afterall,
That's all I'm famous for really.
If Jess finds herself out of the spotlight, she'll find a way to get over to the gym pronto or do something like this so she'll be in the next issue of Us Weekly.
Honestly, when else do they ever feature Jessica on the cover? It's either about her breakup with Nick or her new workout plan and how she lost the weight.
Cuz we all know her singing sounds like she's trying to push down vomit.
Sincerely,
J