My Lumps, You Love My Lady Lumps...er..?

Um, I thought this whole stomach problem she had got corrected? Poor girl...actually wait...why did she even do a tummy tuck or whatever she had done in the first place? She was always super thin in every barely there outfit I saw her in pre-surgery. And she really didn't need implants as well, so she really screwed herself over with this whole improvement.
May this trainwreck be a lesson to all of us to embrace our flaws, cause things could be a whole lot worse.
Dear small boobies,
I have a newfound appreciation for you.
At least you'll remain firm well into my old age.
J