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I just...
I mean....
I can't....
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!!?
It's official world-Shia & Rihanna are dating, and slowly coming out to the public about their relationship.
&*#@%%&
Did not see this coming!! Weirdest part of all this? I totally had an epiphany about their coupling when I watched Rihanna perform her Umbrella hit a couple months ago at an awards show. Something inside me was like I feel like Shia is enjoying this performance.
He wasn't lying when he said he liked the dark featured mysterious girl type.
Whatevs. Time for me to enter the real world and let go of my school girl celeb crushes because frankly, it's pathetic.
But in the meantime I'm in love with Michael Cera so it's all good...till he starts dating friggen Ciara or something.