Crazy Ho

It seems things can only get worse these days for Britney. Last week US Weekly's cover story painted her as a bad mother, while her kids proclaim, 'help!'
This week she's now a bad mother..who's also a whore.


First off, this kids a tool for publishing his story...like c'mon have a little class. Keep it to yourself and tell your friends...but US Weekly!? If I had a romp with Shia I wouldn't be going to the tabloids. Here's what he had to say:
Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.
American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.
Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
Britney and Mike had been passionately kissing in the pool of downtown LA’s Standard Hotel just a few hours earlier.
The singer had pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for Give Me More after breaking down and sending the crew home.
Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s. “Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

I wonder if JT reads this stuff. I mean I'm sure he hears about it. I'd love to know what he's thinking. It seems Britney can't trust anyone these days, and is trying to make up for those teenage years she never got. For me, she's basically lost all credibility. She can't even get through an interview without crying or storming off. She obviously has some deep seeded problems and she needs to work them out in private. I don't know what she's thinking, but she's really making a fool out of herself.