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Dear Pigeons chillen in our roof/attic,
I woke up to hearing you in my new apartment scurrying about. I could have sworn you were following me as I went from my bedroom hallway to the bathroom and I am friggen sicked out. I decided to take a gander with my roomate outside my apartment to see if in fact you were somewhere to be seen, and yep there you little bitches were setting up post in a hole we have on the side of our dwelling...which is UNNACEPTABLE. (why doesthis spellign look weird?)
I have escaped to Laguna to get away from you mongruls, but I'm coming back today and if I see your stupid little beaks and dirty faces hanging outside my apartment building i'm gonna have a breakdown. I can't go five minutes without talking about you guys, seriously you've taken over my mind..you're in my dreams and the first thing I think about in the morning. I'm so PISSED. I even watched Newport Harbor last night and you flew past one of the girls and she said ew pigeons are like the dirtiest animals...um YEAH. It doesn't help that my management building is a joke. The rage is boiling really deep now so please -for my sanity -GO AWAY.
Hoping I don't find one chillen in my bed when I get home,
J