Debrief

Today was interesting as I found myself inside of the Teen Choice Awards as a seat filler. Whaaat!? Yeah okay so here's how it all went down...
We got to the amphitheatre and turns out the red-carpet arrival was private from the public and only open to the press so that just wasn't going to fly with me and my friend. We talked to different people from the security guards to park officials to photographers and we were getting nowhere. I was down but not defeated yet, as we ran into some park guy named Michael, "the invisible man." He told us that they were casting and looking for people to fill seats so we went and stood in some random line.
Having no paperwork in hand, nor a name on the list, we told the staff that we knew "Michael" they said some random last name like oh you know Michael __ so we went with it & wah-la. Suddenly we found ourselves going into the Teen Choice Awards and about to rub elbows with the rich and famous.
Naturally, I scoped the theater for Shia and I was seated five rows behind the floor couches. Welp, I look up and THERE"S SHIA!!!! He's sitting on the couch by himself in a baby blue t-shirt and jeans with gym shoes and black boxer briefs(yes, I pay attention to detail) So my friends like, "oh my gosh this is your chance!!" The show hadn't begun and it was still not very crowded so I thought, "this is my time...go get your man!"
I sprang from my chair and proceeded to Shia. I could see the sweat coming from his pores, I mean this is how close I was to my love. Anywho, I proceeded onward and to my dismay, I was faced with a not so nice security guard. I explained that I had to say hi to a friend-it was the best I could come up with and it wasn't gonna get me anywhere. Sounding very unconvincing, he pointed me back to my chair and my chance with Shia was up. SO close people, SO FREAKING CLOSE. Like we were breathing the same air. I could practically reach out and touch him and looking back now, I should have just bum-rushed the guard and hopped on the couch, but that would have been crazy.
So anywho, needless to say I didn't meet Shia...yet!, however Zac Efron was painfully close to me and he looked precious and I met Apollo Ono(hit him on his arm and said hi) America Ferrera, Justin Long(he was Soooo cool) Omarion(gay hahaha) and some others. Jessica Alba was walking right in front of me-she's itty bitty and perfect, but very into herself along with Dane Cook-kinda a jackoff.
By far my favorite, besides Shia ofcourse, was Michael Cera.
You know, the dude from Superbad.
OH MY GOSH he's like the hot dork. So freakin precious**
He walked passed me and I asked if I could shake his hand (ha) and he was like yeah! yeah! He's my new crush. LOVE HIM. No, seriously.
Oh yeah and the fittest girls there and in person were definetely Hilary Duff, Sophia Bush--I love her she was like so smiley and cute during the show and very gracious to the fans as was Shia-he gave hand shakes and hugs and I looked on as I ripped the skin off my arm in jealously--and Fergie. Her legs are..no words. Amazing!
So there you have it.
Peace.