Bring It Boi!

So I finally saw 'The Bourne Ultimatum' today & here are a couple of my observations:
A. How come Matt Damon only looks hot to me when he's playing Jason Bourne? Perhaps it's the way he drives stick shift during the high speed car chases, and how he manages to get his ass whooped and then proceed to jump off a roof into a glass window. And then there's his quick wit, and lines like "cuz if you were in your office we'd be looking face to face" muhahaha. He's so smart, so indepensible, and he's still has that sensitivity...the poor boy just wants to know who he is. Le Sigh...

B. Do action movies make you think you can actually kill someone with your bare hands? When I got out of the show, all I wanted to do was run through the crowd, steal someone's keys, look for all the nearest exits, and pretend I was on a secret mission.

C. Why do people clap after the movie? Okay, it's a good movie, yes. I enjoyed myself greatly, but there's something about that clap in the end. Like okay, do you clap when you rent movies in your own home? Probably not, so don't do it here either. It's just I dunno, awkward.

D. Speaking of awkward, I couldn't help but notice the lady next to me got wayyy to into Jason's character. Is it necessary to gasp loudly and hold your hands over your mouth for like...3 minutes!? I thought she was going to cry...like it was her own son on screen. It was actually kinda funny, but it got very distracting...like hmm I wonder if she'll do the face, up yep here she goes...hands about to cover the mouth...and clasp. She just happened to be one of the clappers, go figure.
In conclusion:
The movie was a complete masterpiece!

About to go reak some serious havoc on my dirty room upstairs...and perhaps do some kung-fo jumps off my bed,
Secret Agent J