Ok, This is Mean

Dear Jason Earles (Of Disney Channel's Hannah Montana),
I recently got sucked in to this show of yours and I couldn't figure out why, and now I get it. Call me mean, but you're pretty goofy looking. I've noticed how I get slightly excited when you enter a scene, just so I can wince at how awkward you are. The hair, the face...the character. Just everything. After doing some research, I came to find that your actual age is up for debate, but USA reported last year that you were 29, and to that I say ew.
Fascinated with your fugliness,
J