Dear Texting,
You totally come in handy, especially when I walk into a dark room with a black light, and find myself amongst a bunch of strangers humping the crap out of eachother on the dance floor. Thanks for being my partner for those painful three minutes.
I'm pretty sure everyone was on to us,
J
I just need to share this- Joshua Jackson just snagged himself a multi-episode arc on ABC’s hit medial drama Grey’s Anatomy. Jackson, 29, will play one hot doc beginning with this season’s 11th episode. This is Jackson’s return to episodic TV since the end of Dawson’s Creek (2003). YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY. Now, I don't watch the show. In fact I don't think I've ever watched a single episode. But with this new development, Grey's Anatomy just got themselves a brand new fan :) -A
wow. This should be so inspiring, but all I wanna do is eat a burger. I wish I could clone by body, send it running for about 3 months, and bring it back to me.
Always looking for the impossible, easy way,
J
So me and my roommate were cracking up at this ridiculous video.
Britney vs. Tyra. p.s. it's 12:00 am here.
So....
I feel Huge.
Tonight I was supposed to go out with some friends, but when the jeans don't fit the way they used to, everything falls apart.
So yes, I'm being THAT girl tonight who stays home, puts on some REALLY BIG pj's and curses her every being.
Now why can't I stop thinking about those cookies in the cabinet.
Seriously, I'm a sicko.
BLAST!!
Stupid Girls.
So I'm sitting in my room chillen on my laptop when my roommate runs into my room and very sternly says, "Do not talk to __ anymore, she was talking major crap about you."
Let's go back to last Wednesday. I'm sitting at work talking to my co-worker and asking her if she's dating so and so. She says yeah and I tell her I know him because my roommate dated his friend. We started chatting and she began telling me about her boyfriends group of friends and how she went to the beach with them and the girls weren't very talkative to her, and the boys talk about the same inside jokes so she just makes fun of them. She was also saying how they always do the same things, and never really "get out" basically. Now, I don't know A LOT about the friends other than what my roomie tells me about her boyfriends' friends and a couple observations I've made on my own. I have nothing bad to say about them, but I was agreeing with her and trying to make her feel comfortable like, "yeah don't worry about the girls--it's not you, my roommate didn't really talk to them either or become friends with them." Stuff like that ok.
Well yeah, so apparently the girl goes to my roomie's boyfriends place and starts telling him about how I was saying all these things about his friends and she doesn't know why I would say that stuff.
HERE"S WHERE I CHIME IN: UM WHAT!?!??! I am so frustrated and taken back by this girl because basically she's using me to say the things that she wants to say about the friends(I believe this is called projecting) so she gets to say all the things she thinks about the friends, but she's using my name to say it and making me look bad.
So now I'm first stumped as to why she would do this and I'm upset because I don't need any enemies, especially one's that don't know the real story. So i'm going to clear up everything with my friend's boyfriend and let him know the truth, but as far as this girl...I mean...ShE"S SO DONE. I'm not going to confront her because she is obviously one of those girls who will twist what I say around and make it into a bigger mess. She likes drama apparently, and she is just not worthy of me even wasting my time to confront her. If she wants to be that type of person then fine. I refuse to waste a single ounce of my breath on her. So tomorrow at work I'm bringing the cold shoulder out to play and she'll know that I know, without me having to say it. Dumb broad.
SO yeah, unnecesarry drama is awesome!! ugh.
Off to do some damage control.
This is just plain disturbing.
Did she just put on like 15 pounds yesterday? All those magazines showed her trimming down, but she looks like a bloated monster here.
This perfectly describes Britney right now.
Please God, spare Jamie Lynn. She's just too cute. May she always stay innocent...even in a short fitting dress like this.
